Egad!

Eheh. This is a song I wrote that I could never, ever, EVER post on Writers' Window, even heavily edited. I'd wanted to do a song that sorta tied in to Natural Born Killers for a while anyway, and then after I wrote the first 7 lines of the first verse... well, I know I had my song.

It's disturbing, VERY. I'll probably never wind up preforming it if I do get a band, just because it's TOO offensive.

Still, I have to admit it was a hell of a lot of fun to write. Don't worry, I'm not really a serial killer!

I'm titling this one for irony's sake.

Bubblegum Love Song

Fuck you
Whoo!

So pretty when you disobey
Everything is going your way
Black eyeliner
Got an instinct to kill
Grab his balls
Pull the trigger
And get off on the thrill
Hanging roung like you've got no place to go
Ignite the dance floor when you show off your moves
For a moment
You can forget who you are
Till you slip
On your words
And wake up in somebody's car

We're more like Mickey and Mallory
Than Bonnie and Clyde
Sometimes we even resemble
Jekyll and Hyde
But we're both the same side
You see we're ugly inside
But beauty on the surface makes it easy to hide

Such a dirty love song
Maybe this is love gone wrong
Yet it still took us this long
To realize what we've got hon
So fuck you
And let the good times roll
Whoo!

So perfect in your fucked up way
Riding high after high day after day
Missing pieces
We've all got them somewhere
Clutch your head
In your hands
And just try to dissapear
Blowing smoke is just a futile escape
Soon you'll face all the pain of your mistakes
When you hit
Your lowest low
And feel it's more than you can take

We're more like Hansel and Gretel
Than Jack and Jill
We will be eaten alive
If we don't learn how to kill
It's not your own blood that you should spill
Just swallow another pill
It'll be done by the time you can feel the first chill

Such a dirty love song
Maybe this is love gone wrong
Yet it still took us this long
To realize what we've got hon
So fuck you
And let the good times roll
Whoo!

We are perfect lovers
Natural born killers
Feel the pain
But inflict it on others
It's so inspired
But sometimes it's a bother...

So lovely with your eyes on fire
It burns like hell all of this desire
All that passion
It's a mistake I know
But once I've got
You in my clutches
I swear I'll never let go
Piece by piece I will build you anew
You've got your own spark but baby I'll add a few
Drink me in
Lose your nerve
I promise that I will join you real soon

We're more like Mickey and Mallory
Than Bonnie and Clyde
Sometimes we even resemble
Jekyll and Hyde
But we're both the same side
You see we're ugly inside
But beauty on the surface makes it easy to hide

Fuck you
Yeah
Whoo!

(We're mean and we're ugly) We are oh so in love
(We kill cause we want to) Yeah we can't get enough
(We will murder you in cold blood) It's disturbing to some
(We will laugh as we walk off) But to us this home

Fuck you
Whoo!

So evil with that sexy smile
You flash it once and I'll be staying a while
Lost your morals
So long ago that it hurts
So drown the pain
In this moment
Yeah baby whatever works
Slip right out of those clothes and then take me home
We'll act like there is no one else in the world
Till you slip
Your trusty knife
Straight for the heart miss the bones

We are perfect lovers
Natural born killers
Feel the pain
But inflict it on others
It's so inspired
But sometimes it's a bother...

This love will kill us
Before we can kill each other
It's such a bother
But what else do we have to offer?

(We're mean and we're ugly) We are oh so in love
(We kill cause we want to) Yeah we can't get enough
(We will murder you in cold blood) It's disturbing to some
(We will laugh as we walk off) But to us this home

So pretty when you disobey
Everything is going your way
Black eyeliner
Got an instinct to kill
Grab my balls
Pull the trigger
And get off on the thrill...

Fuck you
Whoo!